Hey, I'm Courteney. 17. UK. Bands, youtubers, k-pop, cats, and tv programmes give me too many feels. Performing arts. ~smile and wave~
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
do you ever really want to reblog something that doesn’t fit your blog type and you just sit there like
how is any of this considered blogging